I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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