don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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