at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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