i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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