question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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