Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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