Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I am morally bankrupt
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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