normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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