The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
