"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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