I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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