What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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