you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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