I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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