Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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