I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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