I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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