I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
there is glitter all over my balls
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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