I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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