Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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