next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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