just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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