you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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