And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Randomize
