What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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