He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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