i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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