I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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