Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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