I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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