I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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