i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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