So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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