There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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