so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
