# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We just shotgunned beers for America
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
