Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Operation Purity has been aborted
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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