it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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