Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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