the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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