found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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