I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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