ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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