They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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