"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
zippers are such a cool invention
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
