drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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