He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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