Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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