i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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