how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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